Vimes brightened up. 'Ah-ha! Someone else's? Does it say something like Take that, you bastard, we've been waiting ages to get you for what you did all those years ago ?'
'No, sir. That phrase also does not appear in any holy book anywhere,' said Constable Visit, and hesitated. 'Except in the Apocrypha to The Vengeful Testament of Offter,' he added conscientiously. ' These words are from the Cenotine Book of Truth,' he sniffed, 'as they called it. It's what their false god...'
An undercover TSA operative, posing as a completely unknown person (sans ticket) was able to get an unscreened package onto a JetBlue flight by slipping the ticket agent a hundred bucks. All he said was that he needed to get a package to Boston, and that he'd pay to get it past security. Not a suspicious request at all! He was then given another passenger's ticket, and the package sailed through without any problems. You, JetBlue, failed the test.
I watched Dr. Who today, and it was good. Tonight, I'll probably watch Predators, and then something else. Anybody know about this supposed 'free trial' of netflix on XBL?
Reposting this here, because I love and/or hate all of you:
The Hidden Blades
(an Ezio, Altair, and Desmond slashfic by Drez)
"I came as fast as I could, Desmond," Ezio said, panting and out of breath.
Altair entered the room from different entrance and scoffed. "Oh, I bet you did."
Ezio was hurt. "Papa, why do you treat me so badly."
"Because you act like a fool."
"Enough!" Desmond had had enough of his ancestors' bickering in the past. "I didn't call you here into the Animus 3.0 to watch you guys hurl insults at each other."
"So why have you summoned me here, Desmond?" Altair's dangerous monotone betrayed nothing of his thoughts.
Desmond smiled and nodded toward one of the pillars, which had a chain and some manacles attached to it. Ezio's face immediately lit up, but Altair's already darkened face, behind the hood, managed to darken even further.
"Really, Desmond, I don't have time for this. I was in the middle of trying to assassinate a templar. I had tracked him down to-"
"Yes, yes, Papa, we're all very impressed with your exploits, but I don't think Desmond called us here to listen to us talk about our contracts and whatnot. I mean, he can just relive them at any time anyway." Ezio was quite fond of Desmond by now and didn't like to keep his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson waiting when he wanted something.
Altair just grunted. The idea of Desmond being inside him and his memories troubled him. Well, inside his memories, at least. Altair grinned a little at that last thought. "Fine. Desmond, where shall I stand."
Desmond didn't smile. His ancestors would earn his praise the hard way. The rock hard way. "Altair, I need you to chain yourself to the pillar and spread your legs around it as if you're about to climb. But don't climb. Just stay there. Ezio, I want to watch you approach Altair from behind and use your 'hidden blade' on him."
Ezio smiled and raised an eyebrow comically "use my hidden blade on, Papa?"
"No backtalk. I need to make sure you're ready for Phase II."
"Okay, Desmond." And then, "Papa, I'm coming."
Desmond sat down and watched for awhile. Then without warning he sprinted up to Ezio and thrust his own blade into Ezio's back even while Ezio was thrusting his into Altair's.
Vimes brightened up. 'Ah-ha! Someone else's? Does it say something like Take that, you bastard, we've been waiting ages to get you for what you did all those years ago ?'
'No, sir. That phrase also does not appear in any holy book anywhere,' said Constable Visit, and hesitated. 'Except in the Apocrypha to The Vengeful Testament of Offter,' he added conscientiously. ' These words are from the Cenotine Book of Truth,' he sniffed, 'as they called it. It's what their false god...'
I do so love the discworld.
"Yes, yes, can we dispense with the comparative theology for now?" Vimes asked impatiently. (Not quite verbatim, but pretty close)
I watched Dr. Who today, and it was good. Tonight, I'll probably watch Predators, and then something else. Anybody know about this supposed 'free trial' of netflix on XBL?
Which Doctor Who did you watch?
Not the newest guy. Last episode, he adquired a clone daughter. This episode, he hung out with Agatha Christie. My favorite Doctor is Tennant, and I don't think I'm gonna like the new guy. Even though Pond is obscenely hot.
I watched Dr. Who today, and it was good. Tonight, I'll probably watch Predators, and then something else. Anybody know about this supposed 'free trial' of netflix on XBL?
Which Doctor Who did you watch?
Not the newest guy. Last episode, he adquired a clone daughter. This episode, he hung out with Agatha Christie. My favorite Doctor is Tennant, and I don't think I'm gonna like the new guy. Even though Pond is obscenely hot.
Pfff. Tenant was a fun run, but compared to Smith he is total shit.
I watched Dr. Who today, and it was good. Tonight, I'll probably watch Predators, and then something else. Anybody know about this supposed 'free trial' of netflix on XBL?
Which Doctor Who did you watch?
Not the newest guy. Last episode, he adquired a clone daughter. This episode, he hung out with Agatha Christie. My favorite Doctor is Tennant, and I don't think I'm gonna like the new guy. Even though Pond is obscenely hot.
Pfff. Tenant was a fun run, but compared to Smith he is total shit.
I probably wouldn't because whiskey burns like OMG.
However, the concept of "whiskey in a can" just amuses me. Also, the giant jugs of whiskey I see in liquor stores here. Like, bigger than water cooler jugs.
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OOOPS! I mixed up the names. Eccleston was my favorite (and first) Doctor. Tennant I like a lot, and that's what I've been watching. I... I don't like the looks of Smith; I don't like the cut of his jib.
I watched Dr. Who today, and it was good. Tonight, I'll probably watch Predators, and then something else. Anybody know about this supposed 'free trial' of netflix on XBL?
Which Doctor Who did you watch?
Not the newest guy. Last episode, he adquired a clone daughter. This episode, he hung out with Agatha Christie. My favorite Doctor is Tennant, and I don't think I'm gonna like the new guy. Even though Pond is obscenely hot.
Pfff. Tenant was a fun run, but compared to Smith he is total shit.
Which one is smith?
The newest Doctor.
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I do so love the discworld.
obviously the solution to the problem
just make everyone fly naked
Which other game are you in?
Which Doctor Who did you watch?
This picture brings back fond memories of Space Quest III.
Arivia's Mage game.
"Yes, yes, can we dispense with the comparative theology for now?" Vimes asked impatiently. (Not quite verbatim, but pretty close)
Oh god damn it, I got you confused with Tav.
Which G15 do you have? The original blue one or the new model orange?
I hate you.
So much.
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I posted a spreadsheet. Makes making characters a snap.
Original blue. 18 G-Keys, monochrome LCD.
Unsurprisingly, Captain Carrot, that was terribly close:
"'Could I just perhaps have the words and leave out the comparative religion?' said Vimes."
I'll try it once.
Once.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Not the newest guy. Last episode, he adquired a clone daughter. This episode, he hung out with Agatha Christie. My favorite Doctor is Tennant, and I don't think I'm gonna like the new guy. Even though Pond is obscenely hot.
Pfff. Tenant was a fun run, but compared to Smith he is total shit.
Which one is smith?
I probably wouldn't because whiskey burns like OMG.
However, the concept of "whiskey in a can" just amuses me. Also, the giant jugs of whiskey I see in liquor stores here. Like, bigger than water cooler jugs.
Yes!
It's fantastic, one of Shane Black's best.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Booo. I have the Orange.
I also have the Blue, which is what I'm using right now as back up.
That's how you know it's good for you. It livens up the humours.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Bah. Well, it was a nice idea while it lasted
Shit uhh the bad first.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Sure I mean something has to cancel that out.
pleasepaypreacher.net
The newest Doctor.
Shane Black is confirmed to direct it.
I... are you being sarcastic?
Oh well. :< Maybe CoH will work better?